Virgin

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. Daughter, when you’re in KL and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following requirements Mother set for you. You must find a man that is ‘faithful’, not ‘spendthrift’ and must be a ‘virgin’.

With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Kuala Lumpur. After some months later, she came home to her village to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn’t that being faithful?” Her mother nodded in agreement.

“Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was
pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel.
He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only. Isn’t he not spendthrift guy?” For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

“And finally mum…, I know he is a virgin”.
“How did you know he is still a virgin?” The mother asked with repetition.

“Mmm….his “THAT ONE” is new……still wrapped up in plastic, mum!”

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Zara
    Sep 04, 2009 @ 11:02:40

    LOL!

    Still wrapped in the plastic doesn’t make it virgin girl! LOL! Gosh, I do laugh crazily here. What kind of plastic he used? Ooops~

    Good one bro!
    Miss your entry!

  2. Kunci
    Sep 04, 2009 @ 11:58:07

    oooo wrap in plastic…macam kat kedai kan baru beliii :P

  3. mnb
    Sep 04, 2009 @ 15:29:34

    so moral of the story for guys out there who’s in the league. Wrap it in plastic. :))

  4. shee
    Sep 06, 2009 @ 02:16:53

    hahahaha LMAO

  5. dewidania
    Oct 11, 2009 @ 20:39:31

    incik ripsta..sile la apdet.jangan le lelama sangat weh x apdet nie! pat2…

  6. crax
    Nov 24, 2009 @ 08:36:23

    hahahhaa…so long din read ur post tengok2 bendo cam nie plak kluar! XD

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